At the hospital last night, I admitted an elderly heart patient with chest pain. I asked if he’d ever heard of the Mediterranean diet. He answered, “What’s that? Does it mean you only eat those kinds of people?”
PS: In the course of our conversation, he worked in five other one-line jokes. What a blessing.
PPS: Q: Why did the cannibal eat the trapeze artist?
A: He wanted a balanced meal.
Diabetic Mediterranean Diet 